Nominations

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5 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. ‘Crackhead Barney’

    No, me neither; at least until a couple of days ago that is.

    For those of you not yet familiar with this bizarre apparition, ‘Crackhead’ describes herself as a ‘satirical performance artist and ambush interviewer’. ‘Crackhead’ has recently gained notoriety by ‘ambushing’ a rather sad and depressed looking Alec Baldwin in a coffee shop, where she harassed him with reference to the death on set gunshot incident a while ago, then demanded that he shout ‘Free Palestine’;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4xewHJw3DM

    ‘Crackhead’ then appeared over here on the Piers Morgan show, where Morgan unsuccessfully tried to find out just what she was trying to achieve by having a go at Baldwin, only to be faced with an increasingly outlandlish display (the ‘interview’ proper starts at 16.20);

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ioR7O-xovE&t=1014s

    Now okay, some might regard this kind of ‘performance’ as a kind of anarchic humour. Fair do’s if that’s the case, but personally I found the attempt to hound a clearly distressed Baldwin to be pointless and unsavoury. There’s no wit or humour here. As for the Morgan ‘interview’, well there’s a minute or so’s worth of novelty value I suppose, before it becomes clear that ‘Crackhead’ is little more than a gross-out ‘shock jock’ provocateur, the proverbial one-trick pony with little or nothing more to offer.

    A bit pathetic really, don’t you think? Come back Dennis Pennis, all is forgiven.

  2. Yorkshire Predator Gangs

    Good Lord, how many more times are we going to be confronted by THIS?

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1893027/predators-abuse-rapists-kirklees-yorkshire

    Indeed, how many more such vile goings-on never see the light of day, with the criminals never being brought to justice?

    Maybe it’s just me, but I detect, shall we say, a certain pattern where the perpetrators are concerned. Perhaps I’m just not making sufficient allowance for ‘cultural differences’.

    Perhaps I’d better consider and check my thinking; I wouldn’t want anyone calling me ‘far right’…

  3. THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-68906013

    I write this piece at the end of a bollock-numbingly cold April, so I was curious to see how the BBC would spin this into their monthly Climate Catastrophe tripe. You know the type of thing – ‘Hottest April ever recorded in Timbuktu because of climate change’.

    Sadly, El Nino isn’t playing ball and they can’t find anywhere that’s slightly warmer than usual to hyperbolise. That means there’ll be no week-long jolly for Justin Rowland Rat to file a 2-minute report from somewhere exotic that’s spontaneously combusting. Poor Rowland, no free holiday for you this month.

    However the BBC’s Ministry of Truth is nothing if not resourceful, so congratulations to Winston Smith for disinterring this old chestnut. Yes, it’s our old friend the ozone hole which is so serious that seals are wearing Raybans and penguins are slapping on the Factor 30.

    Let’s let have a look at just one sentence from this garbage with my comments in brackets:
    A major cause of ozone loss (a natural process which occurs every autumn in the southern hemisphere) is believed to be (believed by whom, the Swedish mong?) the amount of smoke from unprecedented Australian wildfires (another natural phenomenon which has been occurring for millions of years) which were fuelled by climate change (mostly started by Aussie dickheads).

    Hole in the ozone layer? There’s probably a bigger hole in Rowland Rat’s arse as that’s what he talks out of.

  4. A double-sized cunting for Sussex Police, particularly the imbeciles operating in and around Hastings.

    Firstly, relating to the assault and later death of a one-legged 93 year-old with dementia, who had kept hold of a dinner knife at his care home, reportedly using it to ‘threaten’ staff. The officers, Steven Smith and Rachel Comotto, tased and pepper sprayed Donald Burgess, who later died in hospital.
    Both officers are charged with assault.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13350683/Police-officers-deny-assaulting-93-year-old-dementia-battling-care-home-patient-using-Taser-incapacitant-spray-handcuffs-baton-him.html

    The second incident is Sussex Police visiting Jonjo Hooper in Hastings, for daring to say that Christians needed to take a stand after the killing of Orthodox priest in Sydney. What makes this visit even more sinister is that the police were accompanied by a mental health nurse who clearly believed a Christian in a constitutionally Christian nation wanting to defend the faith (just as the monarch is supposed to) amounts to a psychotic episode and therefore some sort of danger to himself and others.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13344099/Police-visit-Christian-telling-believers-rise-Islamist-stabbed-bishop-Australia.html

    The idea of the state using its powers to question the sanity of dissidents or anyone not ‘on-message’ seems quite normal to the visiting officers and the nurse. It makes you wonder if both the Royal College of Policing and Nursing are using old guidelines from the Stasi and GDR in how to gaslight and unsettle political undesirables.

    The police are increasingly showing their true colours, as petty bullies and cowards and who cause more harm to the public than help them.

    I avoid the police as much as I can given their attitude in dealings with friends neighbours and family members, from laughing in court after a man had died in a car accident, to shouting at old women who were confused by a diversion sign, to behaviour off-duty, they are a special breed of thick, arrogant cunt, none of whom have any friends outside their job and regularly end up beating their wives and kids.

    Absolute scum.

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