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14 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. The mental health issue.

    The government is looking into the mental health issue almost 2 million eligible for work people are currently claiming benefits and unable to work which is also causing a back log on mental health services.
    You know who I blame?
    Maggie,
    Yes I am going to call out Maggie on this one, my mother used to work at a local Loony bin, she was one of the OT staff there, then the “Human rights bill” came in and well it became against their human rights to work and it all stopped.
    So to give you an understanding mental health hospitals ran almost tangent to prison service facilitates, in the fact inmates receive pocket money and paid work, they also had subsidised shops.
    so the pay of say £3.00 a week would buy a couple of packs of fags and coffee ect.
    Any way with the “Human rights bill” manufacture in these establishments, that helped fund them closed.
    The units became a tax burden and were closed (like convalescent homes, wonder why the NHS has bed blocking?) the properties sold and “Care in the community” was rolled out.
    so lets fast forward to now.
    if you pretend, or duplicate any mental health issue you get to stay at home, the threat of the loony bin no longer exists.
    The men in the white coats will not be taking you away (they were made redundant) you can sit at home and get enhanced pay-outs for doing so.
    So Mr hilter sort of pushed things with his final solution, but fuck me Loony bins were a major deterrent and probably would have stemmed the mental health crisis we now face.

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  2. Giving your cat an antibiotic tablet.

    Required:
    The patience of a saint.
    Elbow length gardening gloves ( the kind you wear when removing brambles/nettles.
    A drawstring bag, preferably heavy duty.

    Method:
    Lull cat into a sense of false security and attempt to feed tablets.
    Apply antiseptic to clawed arms. Put on gardening gloves.
    Corner cat, stuff in bag, tighten drawstring.
    Loosen drawstring until cat pokes head out,
    Retighten drawstring.
    Attempt to force tablets into cats mouth.
    Try again, and again, and again.

    Answer door. Explain to police officer you are not torturing a baby, or a cat, or anything at all.

    Give up. Release cat

    Take cat to vets daily for next 10 days for injections.

    £679, and counting.

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  3. Apologies if this has been done already, I just remembered this weak excuse of a man this afternoon..

    Peter Ettedgui, the more retarded brother of Andy Burnham and Michael McIntyre has after 50 years, remembered nigel farage made some comments to him.

    I mean we all do have memory lapses from time to time, but that’s normally were did I put my car keys.

    But good old Pete’s memories have suddenly flooded back.
    And the BBC, home of the black and white minstrels and it ain’t arf hot mum are apoplectic with rage..

    Hilariously it’s made farage more popular with voters.. Still I shall wait eagerly till everyone who went to school from now until then, has their past raked over.
    Should be fun..

    Cry me a river Pete, you beta cuck.

    https://inews.co.uk/opinion/exposed-farage-racist-why-had-speak-out-4075319

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  4. Piers morgan, this jowly turd seems to have resurfaced recently.

    Most likely pushing his YouTube show.

    He recently did a interview with Tucker carlson about Britain after the second World War.

    And how the demographic of Britain had changed, piers was nonplussed about white people disappearing, he likes a multicultural city.

    The subject got onto food, where porky piers ridiculed our cuisine as crap.
    And it’s so much better now all the street shitting rapists are adding spice to everything.

    He later double downed on comments made on twitter and said he would happily swap certain white people for a weekly curry.
    So I imagine he would let a young girl get raped for a naan bread.

    Well piers I would swap you for a pile of fox leavings,you fat cry baby..
    I can wait for that first heart attack you curry munching prick.

    https://www.sportskeeda.com/us/podcasts/news-piers-morgan-reacts-post-slamming-saying-new-cultures-improved-english-food-claims-he-d-trade-english-people-chicken-tikka-masala

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  5. Mo Salah.

    Has always been a cunt. However, he has been well and truly found as the twat he is by the Liverpool fans who viewed him as saint, pope, king and all round deity.

    The lazy arsed twat has been shite for Liverpool recently, The shiftless bastard won’t get back to defend for a start. And, currently, he couldn’t score in Hamburg with ten grand up his arse. So, it’s only common sense that Arnie Slot drops the little sod.

    But, will Salah take it like a man and accept, at least, part of the blame? Will he hell as like.

    No, Salah has gone on a whinge fest. Squealing about how he’s been ‘thrown under the bus’ and he has also personally slagged of his manager, crying that he is ‘unwanted’. Boo fucking hoo, Grow a bloody pair, eh?

    Well, to me, it stinks of Salah doing a Beckham or Kanchelskis. All this self pitying whining and blaming everyone else. When they (Beckham and the Ivan cunt) both wanted out of the club, yet they weren’t man enough to admit it. I dare say big – massive – money is involved, and I reckon the Saudis or Americans are already in the loop.

    When one thinks of past Anfield greats: Saint John, Toshack, Keegan, Dalglish, Rush. Keegan honestly said it was time to move on, and both the player and the club organised his transfer to SV. Hamburg, No whining and no skullduggery.

    But these modern ones? A grown man blubbering like a baby because he can’t take being dropped? What sort of quivering blancmange is he?

    Mind you, I still reckon it’s part of a game to get a big money move, while blaming LFC for ‘forcing’ him out.

    Cunters and Gentlemen, I give you Our old mate and mucker ‘Mo’ Salah….

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c0q5pv8qlkdo

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  6. The myth that Carbon Dioxide is a danger to the world is a cunt of potentially catastrophic magnitude.

    We all know the climate change trope – rising CO2 leads to rising global temperatures, which leads to global Armageddon – recited far and wide, from sandwich board wearing loonies on the corner of Oxford Circus right up to the lofty heights of the United Nations and assembled western governments.

    So let’s examine a few basic facts in respect of CO2 and the veracity of the claims that are imprinted on the international consciousness; assertions used to bully children the world over into blindly cheerleading the demagogues who terrorise them with these uncompromising prognostications of the end of the world.

    CO2 makes up 0.04% of atmospheric gases, or 400ppm.

    The level of CO2 at the peak of the last mass glaciation, when New York was under a mile of ice, was 20,000ppm, or 50 times what it is today – so not exactly heating the planet up, was it.

    But, and more critically – and this is where the absolutely apocalyptic reality of the climate lobby’s ambitions becomes frighteningly clear:

    Photosynthesis in plants ceases when the level drops below 150ppm.

    Prior to the onset of the Industrial Revolution atmospheric CO2 levels were at just 230ppm – perilously close to a level that would have ceased all photosynthesis, and, with it, the effective cessation of the entire biological ecosystem.

    Even now we are terrifyingly close to all life on the planet being extinguished if CO2 concentrations significantly drop.

    Contrary to the most fundamental premise of the climate change lobby’s position, CO2 is not only NOT a threat to the world, it is in fact ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL TO LIFE.

    In fact, increasing atmospheric CO2 has been nothing but beneficial to life on the planet. Since the turn of this century alone, rising CO2 has led to an increase in coverage of previously arid, lifeless areas, with vegetation equivalent in area to the size of the entire North American continent.

    But despite these basic facts, the climate lobby is succeeding in getting governments to implement disastrous policies to remove carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, a policy that – at its least harmful level – is disastrous economically and in terms of sovereign security, but, if it were realised would literally bring about the end of all life on the planet. Oh the fucking irony, given the holier than thou ambitions of climate change activists to “save the world”.

    Oh, and as a postscript of some noteworthiness; water vapour is by far the most significant greenhouse gas, making up 4% of atmospheric gases, or 100 times the level of CO2 – not much we can or should do about that now, is there.

    So the message to everyone everywhere should be – SAVE THE PLANET: burn as much fossil fuels as you fucking can!

    I provide as my link a video interview with Patrick Moore, founder of Greenpeace and leading climate change skeptic, who has presented this evidence, and much more, to the US Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works. To all cunters, spare the time to watch the entirety of this video, it is one of the best ways you’ll ever pass an hour and a half of your time:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oxTBpds2dQA&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD

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  7. Oh the fucking irony.

    ‘Rules on single-sex spaces pose risk to trans people’s mental health, UK charities say’

    So some fucking freakshows who are mental to start with are going to be adversly affected by being banned fron women’s toilets. Or men’s I suppose, though these are rarer and less preverted.

    If you can accept that an anorectit is fat because they think they are then a man is a woman because they think they are. That’s how fucking ‘neurodivergent’ these fucking weirdos are. So being banned from per-ving women’s bogs is hardly going to make them worse.

    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/health/other/rules-on-single-sex-spaces-pose-risk-to-trans-people-s-mental-health-uk-charities-say/ar-AA1RUOOR?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=693da2bdeacb4045a93c6dbae710b145&ei=83

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  8. Jools Holland and the Hootenanny.

    As the festive season begins, Jools Holland and his Cuntenanny wil soon be on our screens again.

    Now, in the 90s, it had the biggest acts of the time on it. Oasis, Blur. Pulp, Bjork and others appeared on the New Years Eve show. It was a big TV draw in those days and millions watched it.

    But, for years the standard has dropped rapidly. And, now they have any old shit on it. This year’s show is particularly barrel scraping….

    Ronnie Wood. No Mick or Keef and no Faces get together. So, why?

    Olivia Dean. Who?

    Lulu. Good in her day, but re-treads of Shout and Relight My Fire?🥱

    Jessie J. Had a couple of (crap) hits well over a decade ago. I suppose Taylor Swift turned them down or was too expensive.

    Craig David. Like Jessie J, a relic from the past who has done sod all for years.

    The Kooks. Who they?

    Imelda May. Errrr….

    Ruby Turner. Same as every other bloody year.

    I suppose the BBC takes what it can get and what it can afford, which doesn’t seem to be much.

    And, the New Years Eve fireworks show on the other side will probably be worse. Last year it was pop antique Sophie Ellis Bextor. Who it will be this time? Chesney Hawkes? Right Said Fred? Babylon Fucking Zoo?

    Bloody hell, even Andy Stewart and Moira Anderson was better than this shite.

    https://www.nme.com/news/music/jools-hollands-hootenanny-2025-line-up-revealed-3912527

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  9. Checkout Charity
    is not only a cunt, it’s a subtle form of shaming.

    Now, what is Checkout Charity. If you’ve been in certain chain stores, Poundland is one ( if ever a shop needed a name change, eh?), possibly your regular supermarket, you get to the point of paying and get the following message.

    ” Would you like to donate £1 to our supported charity? ”
    Or possibly
    ” Would you like to round up your total to the nearest £, for our supported charity? “.

    Now, you’re in a rush, there’s a queue of muttering pensioners behind you hissing ” hurry up, FFS “, you get flustered and press the green for go button!

    It used to be prevelant, but not so much these days, which is mainly due, apparently, to a healthy distrust by the public of how much actually reached the charities.

    https://theconversation.com/checkout-charity-requests-often-backfire-leaving-shoppers-feeling-guilty-new-study-271731

    Do people really feel guilty about pressing the “Hell, no!” button. I don’t, and never have.

    Over to you

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