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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The laws of the Universe are one almighty cunt.
Why can’t I be a barely legal teen again?
https://nypost.com/2024/11/20/lifestyle/porn-star-duo-set-to-be-deported-over-plans-to-sleep-with-barely-legal-teens/
We’d love to go with this nom, but it’s too short. General rule is explain the cunting, don’t rely on the link to do it for you. By the way, yeah I would too and twice on Sundays – NA.
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Sorry admin, it was late and I was preoccupied with researching youth defining skin creams and buying baseball caps and pairs of trousers you wear around your knees.
The thrust of my nom being – in this age of the ever rising pinnacle of technological achievements, from self-driving cars, cancer seeking nanobots, telescopes that can peer into the very edge of the cosmos, why oh why can’t scientists invent a time machine and make me 16 again so I can benefit from the kindliness of these lovely young ladies who have been banned from Australia and are to be deported from Fiji because of their mission to lay scores of barely legal teenage lads? If Australia doesn’t want to put them up, I’ve got a spare room that I’ll gladly lend out to them, if they’re willing to slightly bend the rules on their target age bracket (I’m sure with the right attire and some painted on acne they’ll hardly notice the unwanted additional thirty years).
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Jeez look at what the extra thirty years does to your mental faculties – apologies admin, scrap all the above (and this post) I accidentally put my beautifully crafted final draft in a fresh post below…
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Sorry that’s still not quite right…one last go at this, sorry admin:
In this age of the ever rising pinnacle of technological achievements, from self-driving cars, cancer seeking nanobots, telescopes that can peer into the very edge of the cosmos, why oh why are the laws of the Universe such a cunt that scientists can’t invent a time machine and make me 16 again so I can benefit from the kindliness of these lovely young ladies who have been banned from Australia and are to be deported from Fiji because of their mission to lay scores of barely legal teenage lads? If Australia doesn’t want to put them up, I’ve got a spare room that I’ll gladly lend out to them, if they’re willing to slightly bend the rules on their target age bracket (I’m sure with a baseball cap, some trousers round me knees, and some painted on acne they’ll hardly notice the unwanted additional thirty years).
https://nypost.com/2024/11/20/lifestyle/porn-star-duo-set-to-be-deported-over-plans-to-sleep-with-barely-legal-teens/
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