Nominations

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11 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. The Electricity Supply Emergency Code (ESEC) is a cunt.

    It ‘describes steps which the UK Government could take to deal with:

    people not voting properly on Strictly
    people buying too many prepping items
    any other shit thing.

    Check out the details here (page 36 is a particular cunt).

    https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/65f8343f78087a001a59ebc0/esec-guidance-revised-november-2019.pdf

    No need to panic. The Secretary of State is at the wheel, deciding the circumstances under which the plan will be implemented. Step forward Ed Millicunt, the man in charge of our energy security. What could possibly go wrong?

  2. Bald chinless sickly looking fucking virtue signalling hypocrite. Or Prince somefucker.

    This inbred cunt thinks it’s good PR to campaign for the homeless. It seems lost on the thick cunt that him and his family of halfwitted inbreds could sort it tomorrow with their palaces, castles, stately homes etc. All heated and staffed. Year round. Fuck me you could even fit the poor, starving Calais boat fuckers in.

    How fucking thick are these parasitic cunts?

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/entertainment-celebrity/prince-william-we-can-end-homelessness-is-an-abject-failure/ar-AA1tdXh0?ocid=BingNewsSerp

  3. ‘Before You Die’

    Yesterday the wife came back from a trawel around the charity shops with a gift for me that I much appreciate. It’s a copy of a weighty reference tome on films, of which I’m a lifelong devotee. The author’s purpose is to draw together a list of what he regards as unmissable films, and the book’s title is ‘1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die’.

    People always seem to be drawing up these lists. You’ll find them them in the meeja, in magazines, and on line; ‘100 Books You Must Read Before You Die’, ’50 Places You Must Visit Before You Die’, ‘101 Foods You Must Eat Before You Die’, ‘1001 Albums you Must Listen To…’, ’50 Sporting Occasions You Must…’ and so on.

    Fair Enough. But one thing irritates the life out of me. Why not just call the book ‘1001 Films You Must See’? What’s with the pointless melodrama of the ‘Before You Die’ bit? It stands to reason that I’ll see the film, or read the book, or eat the dish, or visit the place or whatever BEFORE I die. There’s a blindingly obvious reason why I won’t be doing it AFTER I die. I’ll be fucking DEAD.

    Stupid cunts.

    https://www.allenandunwin.co.nz/browse/book/General-Editor-Steven-Jay-Schneider-1001-Movies-You-Must-See-Before-You-Die-9781760525323

  4. FOLEY™ DOGS
    🐶
    (Admin: There`s no specific link for this nom as it`s just a general whine, so feel free to go to town on the header pic, which I know you will).

    Further to esteemed Cunter Ron [Knee]`s criticism of various motion picture `devices` this one is not directly aimed at Foley itself, rather Foley DOGS.

    I mean, who can forget the massively successful, good clean harmless fun of the classic The Jazz Singer, the first film to employ the addition of extra sound …
    https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81WwqYaDkKL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg

    So, why dogs? Well, it would appear that every single televisual thing Mr Beau and our 57 benefit-earning blackberries have recently watched – films, TV series, anything both old and new – ALL have somewhere in the background the sound of a dog barking in the distance. I wouldn`t care, but it`s the SAME fucking dog.

    It`s got to the point where we actively listen for the first instance of the `woof-woof`. Listen out for it yourself.

    They`re listed as “Foley Artist” in the credits: “Lazy Fucking probably Gen-Z Cunt” would be more fitting.

    PS The Jazz Singer doesn`t have any dogs in it, but I thought I`d share the image to cheer us all up.

    (((™ The reproduction of everyday sound effects that are added to films, videos, and other media in post-production to enhance audio quality.)))

  5. Mehreen Faruqi – prime greeny cunt.
    She hates Australia, yet when advised to go home calls out a prominent politician as ‘racist’ – yet this cunt publicly stated on the death of Queen Elizabeth II:
    “Condolences to those who knew the Queen. I cannot mourn the leader of a racist empire built on stolen lives, land and wealth of colonised peoples,” Ms Faruqi wrote on X in 2022.
    “We are reminded of the urgency of Treaty with First Nations, justice & reparations for British colonies & becoming a republic.”

    Check out the cunt’s charade here:
    https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/politics/watch-live-federal-court-hands-down-decision-in-racial-discrimination-case-between-mehreen-faruqi-and-pauline-hanson/news-story/5db94bb54a1395707dc9b2e4465a924b

    She is a member of the communist green party in Australia and if she hates the taxpayers so much that pay for her existence, she should piss off back to Pakiland and live the pov life she is so accustomed to.

    Seriously – Fuck off.

  6. Scum

    ‘Oh dear’ said the wife this morning, glancing up from her computer to sip her coffee. ‘It seems as though the Niddrie Neds have been at it again’.

    Allow me to elucidate. As some old lags on here may be aware, the good lady’s a native of the grand old town of Edinburgh, and follows events in her home city with a certain interest. The ‘Niddrie’ she refers to is a suburban area of the city with a somewhat unfortunate reputation for, well, let us call it ‘social disadvantage’.

    In what may be destined to become an annual ‘festival’ of disorder in the area, riot police have once again been deployed to quell a Halloween display of anti-social behaviour, during which police and public service vehicles were targeted by fireworks and other missiles, including bricks. This follows on from appalling scenes in the area this time last year, when about a hundred yobs clashed with police, and fireworks and petrol bombs were thrown.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62lkw6qwy9o

    I use this as a single illustration of the kind of behaviour that we have been forced to accept everyday from a feral underclass in our society, an underclass which appears to have as little respect for itself as it does for the rest of us. The behaviour manifests itself in a variety of unsavoury ways similiar to my example; alcohol and drug abuse, littering and vandalism, boorish behaviour in public, gang crime, thefts and muggings, and worse of all acts of violence, as often as not involving knives.

    Wearily, we’ve been forced to become inured to the actions of worthless scum among us, for scum they are. We have to live with the cost, and the consequences, of their presence among us each and every day. I’m fucking sick of it, as I’m sure all of you are.

    Collins Dictionary gives us this definition;
    ‘SCUM: a person or people regarded as worthless or criminal; rabble, riffraff, rubbish, dross, lowest of the low, dregs of society’.

    Just about says it all, doesn’t it? I use the qualification of ‘just about’ because I would add one more word to the above definition.

    CUNTS.

  7. The devastation of Valencia.

    I don’t believe in God and I don’t follow any religion.
    How can anyone believe in a benevolent God when all around is death and destruction.

    I believe that we should have churches.
    These should be important places where communities can gather for comfort.

    How any priest can use tragedy as an excuse to preach about God is shameful.

    Today being Saturday we will have the Jehovas Witnesses knocking on our doors, in the hope that they will find people at the lowest point in their lives.

    Vultures.

    Mosques should also be important, but they are not.
    While men and women are segregated they do not bring communities or families together.
    One of the many reasons why I despise Muslims.

    I live in the Valencian Province.
    I don’t get into the city too often but I have seen on the news the places that I know well completely destroyed.

    Over 200 people dead and many more still missing.
    They are finding more bodies every day and they will for weeks to come.
    There will have been occupied cars washed into the sea which perhaps will never be found.

    Three day’s of official mourning but a lifetime of loss for hundreds of families.

    https://www.lavanguardia.com/mediterranean/20241031/10068333/destruction-valencia-space-satellite-image-landsat-spain-albufera-river-turia-flood-water-coast.html

  8. Overrated Films.

    Having found myself with a free afternoon recently I sat down and watched Ridley Scott’s 1982 cult sci-fi masterpiece Blade Runner for the first time and to be honest I was underwhelmed. It was slow paced and not much action. Overrated even. It got me thinking about other overrated films, some massively popular with audiences and/or critics but are they really worthy of the hero worship heaped upon them?

    I thought Forest Gump was overrated, as is Avatar, the Shawshank Redemption (preferred Clint in Escape From Alcatraz), Unforgiven, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski and The Blair Witch Project amongst others. I enjoyed watching most of these and some are good films but great? The Godfather and Godfather Part II are true epics but in all honesty I think I would rather spend a couple of hours watching Goodfellas or Casino.

    Then there are the films that are overrated by critics for the purpose of pushing left-wing identity politics. Black Panther and the Ghostbusters reboot spring to mind. Ghostbusters gimmick was replacing a successful franchise with an all female cast whist pushing the strong independent empowered female narrative and shoehorning in social justice messaging the audiences hated but the left-wing media loved.

    Outside of boardrooms in Hollywood no cunt wanted Black Panther, they just wanted a black superhero to again push ‘the message’. Yes it made $1.3Bn but I suspect a lot of that was people wanting to see what a prosperous, successful African society looked like in Wakanda rather than the real life poverty stricken stinking shitholes. To confirm its ‘overrated status’ writer and activist Shaun King ‘found the film to be a cultural moment in American Black history similar to Rosa Parks’ Montgomery bus boycott, Martin Luther King’s ‘I Have a Dream’ speech, or Barack Obama being elected president’.

    These are just a few of my thoughts of course and everyone will have their own opinions on if a film is overrated or even some underrated ones. As ever the floor is open to my fellow cunters for their musings.

    And as for Blade Runner? A cop in a futuristic dystopian city hunting down criminals? I rewatched Dredd.

  9. Apologies Admin, I’ve done it again!

    Second para should of course read ‘tinned beans’ not ‘tinned bins’!

    Thanks and regards

    Ron

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